Karl Chandler Has (Literally) 1.5 Million Jokes*

*Not literally.

OK, look. I got a bit carried away. I don’t actually have 1.5 million jokes. I was just trying to impress you. There will be about six hours’ worth of jokes though. Shit. I did it again. There’s about an hour’s worth. Seriously.

No theme, no lessons. Just a heap of one-liners. Some two-liners. A few three-liners, if I’m feeling fit.

OK, meet you there. I won’t wear a name tag or anything. I’ll be the one on stage. Don’t say ‘hi’, I’ll be busy.

Contains coarse language and adult themes. Recommended for people aged 15 years or older.

Duration: 50mins

“The best one-linesman in the country.” - Sam Simmons, Triple J

'Worthy of the world’s most respected gagsmiths.' - Chortle.co.uk