Dave Thornton seems to have his shit together.
Dave is in that late 30-something haze where he now drinks black coffee, red wine and knows what a quarterly BAS statement is.
An age where his Simpsons and Seinfeld refences are being understood by less people and he still thinks he can play recreational sport despite making involuntary moans of pain for the next three days.
A time of life where you have none, thanks to work, kids, bullshit house prices and the gut feeling that the world’s on fire and Trump’s at the wheel.
You might have seen him on The Project (Network Ten) or hosting The Beep Test (Fox Footy) every week.