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Luke Heggie

LOWBREED
Dates

Tue 10 - Sun 15 Mar, 2020


Venue

Turbine Studio


Tickets
Admit $25*–$28*

*plus transaction fee of $6.90*


Duration

60 mins


Ages + Warnings

Suitable for ages 15+
Contains coarse language


Presented by Century

Part of

Brisbane Comedy Festival 2020


This is a stand up comedy show.

In between thinking the absolute worst of people and welcoming them to prove him wrong if they can, Luke Heggie can often be spotted swinging a hammer, telling luxury 4WD operators in the city to slow down, kicking the odd street surveyor’s tripod, and sticking it to the man by performing stand up comedy 6 or 7 nights per week.

His work could never be labelled important, leaving him unencumbered by the shackles of genius and able to get on with the job.

If you wish to be referred to as ladies and gentlemen multiple times in a short period, or you really want to be friends with the person on stage because you’ve been unable to fill the quota yourself, then this is not the show for you.

Similarly, if any of the following terms appear in your regular rotation: toxic, cancelled, tone deaf, awesome sauce, savvy B, or shaming, then further to not attending this show, don’t approach any member of Luke’s family, including his dog. These shows are scheduled to be not only inside, but at night time, nullifying the need for people with sunglasses anywhere on their heads to attend. An exception will be made for the blind.

If the exclusivity of any of this causes a problematic to occur, then complaints can be purchased from lukeheggie.com for $1; the price of a postage stamp, which is what silent majority-types used to have to buy before having a good Aussie bleat about trivialities.

No lowbreeds please.

Ticket info

*Prices vary on day of week and show time   


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Genuinely peerless. Have it.

Herald Sun, Melbourne

  • Genuinely peerless. Have it.

    Herald Sun, Melbourne

  • ...Deadpan genius... one of the funniest standups around.

    Sydney Morning Herald

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