Alex Hines & Sarah Stafford

WINNER Best Comedy & QLD Touring Award – Melbourne Fringe, 2025

SLIP SLOP SLAP- It’s the end of the world b!tch.

Shayna, a wealthy five time divorcee and Beverley, a mother of twelve boys, have come to the beach to escape their lives. Itty bitty bikinis, big hair and the radio blasting Smyle and Smacki-O, this is paradise. Relaxing in their deck chairs, chain smoking their way through conversations about the cutthroat world of tupperware and ingenuity of Holey Moley putt putt golf. Birds fall from the sky, the temperature soars, the world is ending – but they’ve got their heads in the sand.

Come for the tan, stay for the end of days, BYO beach towel xoxo.

“It’s chaotic. It’s unhinged. It’s excellent… It’s a descent into suburban absurdism” ★★★★ The Age

Written by Sarah Stafford and Alex Hines 
Additional Writing by David Stewart

PART OF BRISBANE COMEDY FESTIVAL