Help Me Please Help Me Please

Dan Rath

Help Me Please
21-24 May
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ABOUT THE SHOW

You probably already know me from reading the news. In 2018, I dressed up as a sewing needle and hid inside a strawberry.

There should be a French word for the moment you realize a bald dude actually has a ponytail.

I’m so used to failure that success represents an existential threat.

Winner – Best of the Fest, Sydney Comedy Festival (2025)
Winner – Director’s Choice, Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2025)

PART OF BRISBANE COMEDY FESTIVAL

Colorful text reads Chris Parker Brisbane Comedy Festival 2026 with playful, bold lettering in blue, red, yellow, and purple on a white background.
"His mind works like no other "★★★★★
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PERFORMANCE DATES & TIMES

Thu 21 May 2026
8:15PM
Fri 22 May 2026
8:15PM
Sat 23 May 2026
8:15PM
Sat 23 May 2026
9:45PM
Sun 24 May 2026
7:15PM

VENUE

Rooftop Terrace

TICKETS

Admit
$35*
FRI + SAT
Admit
$30*
THU + SUN
Group 6+
$30*
*$7.20 transaction fee applies to all ticket purchases

DURATION

60 minutes
There is a full lockout for this performance and latecomers will not be permitted.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

Suitable for 15+

Children under the age of two are not permitted; all other ages must hold a valid ticket

Contains adult themes

Contains coarse language

Contains sexual references

Contains drug references

References to Mental Health

ACCESSIBILITY

  • wheelchair_accessible
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